So, we’re probably both sitting here wondering what it would be like to work with each other. I’m sure there would be a lot of jumping high-fives, walking in step, and color coordinated outfits and whatnot. Maybe even a little walking away from explosions in slow-motion if we’re lucky! But what sets me apart from my colleagues? Why should you make my dreams come true and leave them sobbing in the corner of their homes with nary a hope in the world?
Well, off the top of my head:
- I play for keeps.
- I majored in Goldeneye at Texas A&M, graduating with honors.
- I’m a left-handed, volume shooting small forward. Unguardable.
- I always buy the first round.
- I don’t drink coffee or soft drinks, so it’s more like I’m saving you money when you really think about it…
How long does it take you to do your hair in the morning?
Thanks for that unabashed compliment! My hair is pretty sweet and you seem to have a very strong sense of style.
Wait a minute. Are those…?
Yeah, I’m wearing primary colored skinny jeans. Don’t judge.
No, I mean your retro video game collection!
Oh, that. I never really got into collecting comics or toys when I was a kid. I just collected video games. And when I say “collected”, I mean I would borrow games from my friends and never give them back.
You seem so confident and fearless, like a horse-mounted Dothraki warrior! There must be something you’re afraid of.
I’d say I have a healthy respect for clowns and Jupiter. I try and keep my distance from both.
Okay, I’m sold. How can we make this happen?
A thousand times YES! You can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org or call me at 214.799.2351. Unless you’re just trying to get one of your games back. In that case, you can just get over it.